July 2012
me: *steps outside*
me: where can i lower the brightness
wanting someone back who you know wont come back is so upsetting
tltty:
cause every time we touch
i get this feeling
Watchgodofmischiefandbeards:
kaliethegr8:
ryannxp:
O M F G LOOOOOOOOOOOOL but that’s sO FUCKED UPP
omfggggggg
That’s cruel to the seagulls :( how would you like it of I fed you laxatives
i must try this before i die
Watchdietchola:
MY FAVORITE VIDEO
oh tumblr im so sorry i ignored you for a few days for my boyfriend
i promise never to do it again
never
Anonymous asked: girl skater. girl drummer. wtffff hot
tltty:
i should just go bald so people would think i have cancer & call me beautiful
gossipgran:
I love dogs becus no matter how ugly u look they’re always happy to see u
s-tonems:
have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
4th time i’ve been stood up, bailed for parties and skating im very sad
shavingryansprivates:
“music is my life :)” i say as i walk down the street listening to fall out boy on my 2nd generation ipod nano. but what’s this? the sound suddenly cut out! i quickly pull out my 2nd generation ipod nano to see that the battery has run dry. “NO!” i scream as i begin sprinting towards my home. it’s too late. i collapse on the sidewalk and die.
when a teacher is pregnant
people: omg congratulations i'm so happy for you!
me: omg she had sex
i do not care
Watchfrover:
liampaynetration:
dollydoctor:
sexycatparty:
how can you not punch her in the face
all i noticed was haruhi suzumiya in the background aw i want to kiss that person
wow these people are really really annoying make it stop
candlebud:
cuntused:
candlebud:
people that wish dragons were real
are you sure
ARE
YOU
POSITIVE
The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.
sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
jakethebabyeater:
camplazlo:
naruto more like FARTo haha take that nerds #owned
flipnote:
once i was at walmart and a bird landed on my mom’s car
so i turned on the wind shield wipers and it flew away AND IT BROUGHT HIS GANG
ne-yo:
I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
christianmingle:
i used to think adoption was like you go to an orphanage and just pick out a child and take them home for free if only life were that simple
a-rotary-phone:
a-rotary-phone:
I’m gonna bring my laptop outside and see how far I can run before photobooth can take a picture
Anonymous asked: hows life going kayleigh nver see you anymore
how do I respond to people who are nice to me
how do I respond to people who want to be friends/want to be closer friends
how do I respond to compliments
how do I interact with people
how do I
how
