April 2012
Home Alone
Expectation: House Party
Reality: Peeing with the door open
Watchurbran:
thats what you get for singing Katy Perry…
me: hi i like you
crush: thats nice
Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
jeszing:
A guy with a white iphone walks into a bar. It’s a gay bar
lliampayne:
that high quality picture of a starbucks drink really speaks to me
lintott:
i’ve never been on a date
12 year olds get dates
and i dont
odair:
it’s like i can hear the collective sigh of all my followers when i try to be funny
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
Watchjaaaaaaaames:
so many :’(
when someone quality starts following you and you don’t want to do anything to make them unfollow you so you’re afraid to post anything
thefountainfaerie:
Art thou feeling it now Mr.Krabs?
cobrastarburst:
what a good url let’s go to their blo-
me: facebook.tumblr.com
me: google.tumblr.com
me: youtube.tumblr.com
me: tumblr.tumblr.com
me: omg why isn't it working
i dont think anyone has ever called me ”beautiful” everyone just says im ”cute”
i feel more like an animal hahahaha
gayforway:
the-saint-jimmy:
thesassylorax:
...
abuserr:
why are 14 year olds pregnant and i cant get a high-five from a boy
noodlesonmyback:
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: may i deliver it to you through interpretive dance
spicyjew:
my life is just a text post that doesn’t get any notes
rebagelagain:
when people on tumblr call me by my name and not my user name
sexualfavours:
always chatting about your boyfriend/girlfriend in front of single people should be classed as bullying
When your jam comes on and you're with your best...
stealingcheese:
one day i will make a text post that is an internet sensation.
one day
